My First and Last Day as a Trash Valet

Following a very long COVID deployment, my business was sitting at a standstill, and I was looking for ways to fill cash shortfall. In my search I found a job listed a “Trash Valet” with an hourly rate of $30 hourly. At first, I laughed because it felt like they had come up with a politically correct title, instead of calling it a garbage man. I soon found out that a Trash Valet is an actual thing, so I applied thinking…